{"product_id":"wishing-you-a-wonderful-anniversary-birthday-card","title":"Wishing You a Wonderful Anniversary Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHappy Birthday? No, Happy Exit Day.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eMost birthday cards focus on the cake, the party, or the getting older part. This card focuses on the \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"102\"\u003eevent\u003c\/i\u003e itself. Specifically, the harrowing physical journey required to enter this world. If you want to wish someone a happy birthday while vividly reminding them of the biology involved, this is your winner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"Anniversary of Your Vaginal Descent\" Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate mix of festive cheer and medical trauma. It features a shockingly wholesome design with bright balloons, a delicious cake, and colorful confetti. But right in the middle, the text drops the clinical truth bomb: \"Wishing you a wonderful day on the anniversary of your vaginal descent.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt’s the perfect way to say, \"I'm glad you made it out.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Contrast:\u003c\/b\u003e The clash between the super-cheerful, vibrant party graphics and the clinical wording makes the joke land perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnically Correct:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s the most scientifically accurate way to describe a birthday, which makes it even funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShock Value:\u003c\/b\u003e Great for siblings (especially if you want to gross them out) or close friends who appreciate dark humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e The interior is left blank, so you can write a normal message inside to balance out the cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Birthday, Gag Gift, Sibling Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card and envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Clinical, Gross, Hilarious\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66805839921197,"sku":"WISHVAGINALDESCENTBDCARD12726","price":8.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0583\/8592\/4141\/files\/Wishing-You-a-Wonderful-Anniversary-Birthday_Card_1.jpg?v=1780377011","url":"https:\/\/www.inthebagdgco.com\/en-au\/products\/wishing-you-a-wonderful-anniversary-birthday-card","provider":"In The Bag Disc Golf Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}