{"product_id":"make-today-your-b-ch-card","title":"Make Today Your B--ch Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAggressive Encouragement for Tough Days\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eSoft affirmations are nice, but sometimes you need to grab the day by the collar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"Make Today Your B---h\" Card\u003c\/b\u003e combines delicate, vintage floral patterns with pure, unadulterated confidence. The faux cross-stitch design looks sweet from a distance, but the message—\"Make Today Your Bitch\"—is loud and clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"25\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"26,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"26,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTough Love:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect hype-up card for a friend facing a big test, interview, or breakup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"26,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"26,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVisual Contrast:\u003c\/b\u003e We love the mix of Grandma's embroidery style with modern attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"26,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"26,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDaily Reminder:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep it on your desk to remind yourself who is in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"27\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"28\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"28,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5\" x 7\" (Standard A7)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"28,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank (for your pep talk)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"28,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/b\u003e Included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66805845721133,"sku":"MAKETODAYURBCHCARD","price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0583\/8592\/4141\/files\/make-today-your-b-ch-card-1890058.jpg?v=1780377062","url":"https:\/\/www.inthebagdgco.com\/en-gb\/products\/make-today-your-b-ch-card","provider":"In The Bag Disc Golf Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}