{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-f-king-fossil-card","title":"Happy Birthday You F--king Fossil Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eA Birthday Card for the Truly Ancient\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSome birthdays call for cake and ice cream. Others call for an archaeological excavation. If your friend or family member is reaching an age where their back goes out more than they do, this is the only card that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"4\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\"Happy Birthday You F--king Fossil\" Card\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate roast for the person who has been around since the dawn of time. Featuring a beautifully detailed, scientific illustration of dinosaur skulls, trilobites, and ancient fish, it looks like a museum display—until they read the caption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt’s the perfect way to tell them, \"I love you, even if you do belong in a museum.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWhy It’s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eSavage Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e Delivers a brutal punchline wrapped in a sophisticated vintage aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eFor the \"Mature\" Crowd:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for milestone birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th) or just roasting your best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e The interior is completely blank, leaving plenty of space for you to add your own age-related insults or actual well-wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003eHigh-Quality Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on heavy, premium cardstock that will last almost as long as the fossils on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Birthday, Milestone Birthday, Gag Gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card and matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Rude, Paleontology-themed, Hilarious\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66805840576557,"sku":"HBYOUFUCKINFOSSIL12726","price":4.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0583\/8592\/4141\/files\/Happy-Birthday-You-Fucking-Fossil_Card_Mock.jpg?v=1780377012","url":"https:\/\/www.inthebagdgco.com\/en-nl\/products\/happy-birthday-you-f-king-fossil-card","provider":"In The Bag Disc Golf Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}