{"product_id":"happy-festivus-greeting-card","title":"Happy Festivus Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA Festivus for the Rest of Us.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eStop crying and fight your father. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003eHappy Festivus Card\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate holiday greeting for those who find tinsel distracting. Featuring the unadorned aluminum pole, this card celebrates the non-commercial holiday that allows you to tell people how much they have disappointed you over the past year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt requires no decoration, it has a very high strength-to-weight ratio, and it is the perfect way to opt out of the commercial machine (by buying a card). Let the Airing of Grievances begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pole:\u003c\/b\u003e It celebrates the sheer simplicity of an aluminum pole. No tinsel, no fuss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCult Classic:\u003c\/b\u003e Instantly recognized by any fan of the show. It’s a smart, funny alternative to a generic snowman card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on heavy luster cardstock that can withstand even the most vigorous Feats of Strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavyweight Luster Cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank (List your grievances here)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Matching Envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66805623259181,"sku":"FSTVSCARD1","price":2.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0583\/8592\/4141\/files\/Happy-Festivus_Card_Photo.jpg?v=1780375289","url":"https:\/\/www.inthebagdgco.com\/en-sg\/products\/happy-festivus-greeting-card","provider":"In The Bag Disc Golf Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}