"Short With Benefits” LFG Polarized Sunglasses
"Short With Benefits” LFG Polarized Sunglasses
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¥3,900 JPY
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*Smaller for Skinny or younger faces! Reflective Pink Lenses.
FOR YEARS OUR CUSTOMERS WITH SMALLER NOGGINS HAVE BEGGED AND PLEADED FOR US TO MAKE SMALLER GOODRS FOR THEIR TINY NOODLES!!! WE FINALLY BROKE DOWN AND MADE THESE NEW LFGS. THESE LIL GOODRS OFFER THE SAME GREAT BENEFITS AS OUR OTHER FRAME STYLES, BUT THEY’RE PERFECTLY SUITED FOR PETITE NOGGINS!!! AVAILABLE IN SIX STYLISH COLORS, THERE’S A LIL SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE (NO PUN INTENDED).
How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!
